Wednesday, December 10, 2014

The Totally Disappointing Realities of December

The Totally Disappointing Realities of December

For some reason, we have to relearn these lessons every single year.

You know how it goes: You spend the weeks leading up to December daydreaming about the forthcoming holiday cheer and all the winter-themed pleasures that come with it: cuddling by the fire, sporting cute hats and scarves, downing the Starbucks Christmas drink menu... Now, just over a week into the month, you're probably starting to remember that winter isn't as awesome as you built it up to be. 

Expectation #1
You'll look like an adorable snow bunny in your puffer jacket.

 

Reality #1
You'll sacrifice all cuteness for warmth—the snow outside is taking no prisoners. 


 

Expectation #2
You'll sit on park benches and enjoy what a beautiful winter wonderland your city turns into when it snows.

 

Reality #2
You'll trudge through grey sludge every morning on your way to work, simultaneously cursing the world. 

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Expectation #3
You'll rock out to holiday playlists all month long. 

 

Reality #3
You will rip your hair out if you have to hear "All I Want for Christmas Is You" one. More. Time.


 

Expectation #4
You might as well become a style blogger this season—you'll be that good at layering.

 

Reality #4
You discover that layering for warmth without looking like a snowball is a little harder than you thought.


 

Expectation #5
You're going to stay on top of your workouts. A little snow won't stop you from kicking ass.

 

Reality #5
Netflix.

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Expectation #6
You'll enjoy all of the holiday treats and sweets in moderation.

 

Reality #6
You'll get a little carried away with the holiday spread, to say the least. Come on: 'Tis the season of great food. 


 

Expectation #7
You'll have adorable, winter-themed dates that involve kissing in the snow and love proclamations amid twinkly lights.

 

Reality #7
You'll watch adorable, winter-themed rom-coms that involve kissing in the snow and love proclamations amid twinkly lights.


 

Expectation #8
With great sophistication, you'll sip a tasty winter cocktail or two at your friend's holiday party.

 

Reality #8
With great desperation, you'll down a tasty winter cocktail or two or five to get through your friend's holiday party.

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