Ever feel like your dating record reads like a Who’s Who of “I wish I never’s”? Yeah, it happens. But at least now we can all laugh at those mistakes of relationships past—and learn from them. And whatever you do, never accept a date with any of these dubious characters:
The Guy Who Never Ever Wants to Move Out of His Parents' House—Even Though He Can Totally Afford It
Superman bed sheets? Run.
The Guy Whose Personal Hygiene Mirrors That of a Dumpster
When you go out together, you catch people sniffing the air. And manscaping? He’s never heard of it.
The Guy Who Only Texts You Late At Night
And no, he doesn’t have that whole, hot vampire thing going on.
The Guy Who’s Always “Between” Jobs
Meanwhile, he spends more time playing PS3 than sending out résumés.
The Jackhammer
“No, you aren’t hitting the spot.”
The Guy Who Needs to Get Out of Your Face
Your mom thinks it’s cute how much he adores you. But you’re starting to worry it’s too much.
The Guy Who Doesn’t Know the Difference Between “To,” “Too,” and “Two”
Would correcting him make you a total jerk?
The Guy Who Always Has Something to Brag About
…his job, his apartment, his stylish new ’do. Aren’t you lucky to be able to bask in his awesomeness?
Your Dad’s Boss
As if that whole “meet the parents” dinner wasn’t weird enough.
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