Wednesday, February 26, 2014

You Can Now See EXACTLY What Kinds of Porn People Are Searching For

You Can Now See EXACTLY What Kinds of Porn People Are Searching For

Warning: You may also lose all faith in humanity

If you figured the Internet had already crossed the final TMI threshold, think again. Just when we all assumed the Web couldn’t get any weirder, we discovered the live feed to end all live feeds: the people at PornMD have created a real-time feed that lets you see what types of porn people are searching for—right this second. And really, there’s no preparing yourself for the funny, freaky, and totally WTF things in their browser history.  

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While we shouldn’t be shocked at just how creative people really are, we were pretty taken aback by the sheer number of searches during the workday. The feed shows no signs of slowing between 9-5, which begs the question: Hasn’t anyone ever heard of NSFW!?

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Speaking of NSFW, we pulled a few of the more, um, unique search terms from the feed—ones that you probably wouldn’t want someone reading over your shoulder. Check out some of the horny highlights:

“good things, small packages”
“pantyhose supremacy”
“caught in public”
“German swingers club”
“food sex”
“kick in the balls”
“lesbian female agent”
“girl next door”
“handjob mouth”
“homemade lapdance”
“nose ring”
“batman cartoon”

Obviously, everyone has their turn-ons; hey, no judgment here! Still, it really makes you wonder about the number of people panting after “pantyhose supremacy”... See the feed for yourself (come on, you know you’re curious), but don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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